Like It's Hot
These are all the posts I liked but not enough to make the long term commitment of reblogging on my regular Tumblr.

My av features Terry from Reno 911.

RFRSH MSG ARCHV RNDM SBMT THM

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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é  7569  û    —    11:19pm
artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

é  102911  û    —    3:07pm
awwww-cute:

Desert kitten
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pun Dog #14 (previously)

5000candlesinthewind:

I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

é  161007  û    —    11:32pm

cutest-kaiju:

dekutree:

suspicious as fuck

I can’t help but read these in a sarcastic tone when they use quotation marks.

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

parks and recreation + text posts

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica